Farmyard rules never bending
Barnyard work never ending
Do the chores ever tending
Chickens and sheep, ever mending
Fences to keep the goats
From ending up in the mire
Pure manure
Beyond the wire
Smells to endure
Rules that made you fret and chafe
Rules that always kept you safe
Never stand behind a horse
It might kick your shin of course
Never let the chickens roam
Make sure they just end up home
Get the slop, feed the pigs
Clean the trough in their foul digs
Milk the cows, feed them oats
Keep the pail away from goats
Squirt the cat with open mouth
Pull the teat a little south
Kid at work, barn jobs tending
Finish chores, never ending
Where is Jake our hired man
He will help me if he can
Shades of “Jake And The Kid” by W. O. Mitchell.