Watch the Game


Half-time show. Ho ho ho.

Time for tea for you and me

Tea for two and maybe more

A drink of gin before they score


Watch the show. No no no.

Turn not off, just turn it low

The sound is loud, the cheering crowd

Is filled with women well endowed


Half-time show is rather slow.

Zig and zag the drummers go

High school marchers toe to heel

Straight and smart along the field


Done the show. The whistle blows

The ball is kicked and off they go

The team we love is doing well

The other team can go to hell


 Hurry get a bag of chips

Watch the cheer girls swing their hips

Watch the game. We hope to win

Yes I’ll have another gin.

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