Half-time show. Ho ho ho.
Time for tea for you and me
Tea for two and maybe more
A drink of gin before they score
Watch the show. No no no.
Turn not off, just turn it low
The sound is loud, the cheering crowd
Is filled with women well endowed
Half-time show is rather slow.
Zig and zag the drummers go
High school marchers toe to heel
Straight and smart along the field
Done the show. The whistle blows
The ball is kicked and off they go
The team we love is doing well
The other team can go to hell
Hurry get a bag of chips
Watch the cheer girls swing their hips
Watch the game. We hope to win
Yes I’ll have another gin.